Three of us are sick with a cold. I betcha you can guess which three? It’s made me reflect on some of lifes harder questions like: at what age can you WIPE THE SNOT FROM YOUR NOSE on your own without it being a big battle of wills? At what age does it start to feel wrong and disgusting to take your sleeve and smear snot from your nose across your cheek to your ear and just let it dry there and be all crusty and disgusting?

PC has been on the range all week which has meant his alarm goes off around 2am. I’m less than excited about being jolted awake by an alarm at this hour. He’s tired. Im tired. Kids aren’t sleeping well which makes for some cranky days.

My icing on the cake today was after spending hours (literally hours) sifting through all the choices of Christmas cards at Tiny Prints, I got the big FU when they wanted to charged me $15 to ship 30 cards to an FPO address. I have a seething hatred for companies that try to rape you on shipping charges. I spoke to one of their worthless helpful customer service people that confirmed that it is their policy to rape you on shipping. The dilemma Im having is that I spent so much time searching and uploading pictures that Im wondering if its worth $15 to avoid the ass-pain of starting all over. If I do go ahead and purchase them, those of you who get one in the mail- you better frame these bi-yotches because they are going to come out to like $4 EACH.

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