Stop rubbing the ham between your hands. Just eat it.
Oranges don’t go on your nose or in your ear. Even if your sister likes it.
Please don’t try to lasso your sister.
Can you not stick the sweaty sock in your mouth?

Filed under: Things I never thought I'd have to say

My friend Stephanie has a list on her blog of all the things she never thought she’d have to say as a parent. My personal favorite: “Corn is for eating. Please don’t rub it on your neck.” Im hoping the Captain can set me up a little sidebar list like she has. But, lets just [...]

Filed under: Things I never thought I'd have to say